slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via sleepingnowbye)

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via sleepingnowbye)

Tags: best

lenny-leonard:

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

(Source: lizardswarms, via sleepingnowbye)

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

image

image

(via -everdeen)

Tags: cereal cries

got tagged by skinchanger

The Climb - Miley Cyrus

Fast Car - Tracy Chapman

Price Tag ft. B.O.B - Jessie J

Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore

Rolling in the Deep - Adele

Madness - Muse

Kingdom Come - The Civil Wars

Til the World Ends - Britney Spears

Land of Confusion - Genesis

Watching You Watch Him - Eric Hutchinson

"You can tell a lot about someone by the music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod/Itunes/Media Player/Spotify and write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this on to 10 people."

very well then. himawarijeansleepingnowbyetoomuchmusicinmylife and spandexinspace

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

(Source: hellanaw, via sleepingnowbye)

whoismims:

Hong Kong’s protesters are using the same “hands up, don’t shoot” gesture used in Ferguson

Tags: hong kong

lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

(via -everdeen)

Tags: feminism

(Source: shinobuo, via oreides)

Tags: oh my god

andrewstuntpilot:

Shakespeare’s Deaths and Murders infographic, by Caitlin Griffin at Drown My Books.

This was sent to me this afternoon by my former English Lit. tutor. File under: classroom wall displays. 

(via himawarijean)

"i promise that someday
i’ll buy you a place
where you can say “what a nice view”
and i’ll agree
while looking straight at you"

— (via ballerinhaz)

(Source: friscoflush, via emmabeauchamp)

Tags: beautiful yes

(Source: kpfun, via emmabeauchamp)

Tags: maleficent

sixfeettallboys:

In Bloom by Jason Hetherington for Observer Magazine

(via reforestization)